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Dealer's Choice

by Dealers of God

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Ay man It’s John City man I’m in ya city, man Melbourne city, man In the east of Melbourne Cruising through the east Unkle Adams at the wheel, in the back we got a priest Looking for a spot to get a feast Let’s go to Bakers Delight Unkle Adams, man Whachu gotta say, G Tell ‘em, G When they ask who the man, you better mention me I’m in the basement bitch, flippin’ NFTs Okay, okay, tell ‘em again, man Wachu doin’ man Unkle Adams, man When they ask who the man you, better mention me I’m in the basement bitch, flippin’ NFTs Yuh Flippin’ NFTs John City East, west, north, south We in the east Eastland shopping center Unkle Adams in the back Smoking on some crack, aw man West, north, south, east We in the east At Bakers Delight Gonna get a feast At Bakers Delight Yuh John City East, west When they ask who the man you, better mention me I’m in the basement bitch, flippin’ NFTs In the basement, bitch Flippin’ NFTs Yuh (Ooh, take it down) Yuh Yuh East, west, north, south We in the east Eastland shopping center Box Hill Central, in the east of Melbourne Unkle Adams flippin’ NFTs How ‘bout you suck on these Yuh (I’m in the basement, bitch) Money makin’ Manhattan in NYC I represent the hood called Gramercy In a housing complex that’s by the river Every time you listen to this the creator gets bigger
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Maybe I should meditate on Everything that led me here Circumstantial situations All my money disappeared I need a dealer just to kick it Relax all day and chill all year My vision's cloudy, fuel my fire In Alphington drinking beer East-side reppin' what we're spending It's really none of your concern Really miss the days that passed us Passed out naked Footscray station The summers spent in sunset gardens The ketamine was crystal clear Someone has racked my shoes, some dog cunt racked my fucking shoes, Was it worth it at all? Oh, never going home Watch me lay in the middle of the road I'm a goner, that fact is known Tingo…. (Was it worth the fall?) Maybe I should meditate on Everything that led me here Circumstantial situations All my money disappeared I need a dealer just to kick it Relax all day and chill all year How close to our graves will we get? I've got a fucking degree in Ornithology Watch it burn as I fucking tweak in the woods Uh I've been smoking wood, I'm smoking fire My visions cloudy fuel my fire (My visions cloudy fuel my fire) Passed out naked Footscray station Passed out naked Footscray station All those summers spent in sunset gardens The ketamine was crystal clear Sing it all Sing it all Cigarette and margarine Before we forget
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(Motherfucker) Yeah, yeah Makin' my life Makin' my life work out through rhymes Innovation Revelation Talkin' 'bout 'lations Trials and tribu- Shit Give us the crack I won't send it back I'll give it to my people who will smoke up the stack Freebasing coke (What are you doing?) In the library (Can I see some ID?) Off the spine Of a dictionary (Do I need to call security?) Everlasting journey searchin' for that green Need a good feed, smoke up, let's eat Hit up the Kebab joint on Smith street Give us the crack I won't send it back I'll give it to my people who will smoke up the stack At the liquor land rackin' all the stock Last time I went there cops told me to stop I won't let up Even if I'm locked up Got big guns, beans, beams and glocks White got me tickin' Just like a clock Rolex watch but I can't read fuckin' analogue Everyday Take it down Take it down That's the way That's how I like it (Talkin' bout' trials and tribu- Lations!) Makin' my life Makin' my life work out through rhymes (Ronald Reagan on a bitch!) Get those trees
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I'm on Brunswick street I'm packing everything that I can into my van I got tired of doing crack And I moved to Methamphetamine I got a couple of friends And they're givin' me free ketamine I do my rounds of every shop and store I wait out the front for my boys And pass 'em a gram, yeah Oh, sing to me So I know if death is my bride Hear me sing Swim to me Here I am Time to choose It's all mine (My boy) Oh, dealer's choice dealer's choice Dealer's choice Dealers... Oh I know, yeah I know Oh I've been knowing for oh so long, I know, you know, we hate each other, and I'm gonna take my revenge on your house, You know how i go Thinkin' it and thinkin, it And cigarette, and cigarette I'm smoking on crack And I'm smoking my whole damn life away I'm in the pale I know that I'm in the glue
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I'm reading Dante's Inferno Doin, blow off the back of the spine Doin, blow with Dante He says "You're going to hell" I said "why?" "Cuz you're gay", he say I'm with Dante
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Who's gonna get fucked up tonight? Who's gonna get fucked up tonight? Motherfuckers tryna test me They can't arrest me Cuz I've committed too many crimes I've got a thousand coke Grams Who's hot tonight? Who's hot tonight? First GHB To make me weak Then ice Fluffs me up like freshly cooked rice Then crack Increases the chronic pain in my back A pure joint of salvia I'm ready For hell Man, we got it all We got it all We got it We got it all We got it all We got it We got it all We got it all We got it all in the club And we can't even go, mane Let me see that ass On the ground right now Gonna shoot you in the ballsack, ballsack Who's gonna get fucked up tonight? Who's gonna get fucked up tonight? AW HELL KILL JOHN CENA KILL JOHN CENA We got it all We got it all We got it We got it all We got it all We got it We got it all We got it all We got it all in the club And we can't even go, mane GHB, crack, ice and salvia On this gorgeous day in Australia Marijuana seeds In the goddamn breeze Cuz I own a farm Pissin' on the lemon tree cuz I'm getting cooked But I piss cuz I'm drinkin' on the stuff I've got a couple cobbers who will shot you If you come near me My name is Unkle Adams but that doesn't mean I Fuck around bitch Fuck around bitch I am, I am Unkle Adams I am, I am Unkle Adams I am We got it We got it all We got it all We got it We got it all We got it all We got it all in the club And we can't even go, mane Sippin' on the spoon Drinkin' on the stuff Every single day Gotta get paid I've got a job In the UK It's dealing drugs It's dealing drugs The Queen's got me Under a house arrest
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The drug Fentanyl was created almost sixty years ago as a painkiller And there's no doubt it works Cruisin' through the West In a stolen Mitsubishi Smoking spliffies, feeling blessed Wolf is driving Mr Cheese in the back tryna stop our hostage from crying Burner phones Lots of weapons Smash and grab, in and out in a couple of seconds Now we're cruisin' through the west through the west through the west through the west through the west Cruisin' through the West In a stolen Mitsubishi Smoking spliffies, feeling blessed Wolf is driving Mr Cheese in the back tryna stop our hostage from crying Cruisin' through the West In a stolen Mitsubishi Bumping Mitski, feeling blessed Dealers of God, we don't quit We just go to jail for a bit Got the cops on our back Call up my homie Dr Dick like where you at They tell me that we have a rat So I reach for the glovebox, take the GAT Now we up on the Westgate Swear I told you cunts take a left, don't go straight Did a Uey We're going back We're going back through the west
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MOTHERFUCKER YOU CAN'T KILL DEALERS GANG, THIS SHIT IS ETERNAL

THIS ISN'T IRONY RAP
THIS ISN'T MEME RAP
THIS IS FRIENDSHIP
THIS IS BURN CITY PSYCHEDELIA
THIS IS OUR STORY
THIS IS OUR LAUGHER
THIS IS OUR GRIEF
THIS IS OUR COMEDY
THIS IS OUR PAIN
THIS IS DEALERS OF FUCKING GOD
MAKE A CHOICE

2 YEARS 2 LONG

DEALERS WORLDWIDE FOREVER GANG

WE ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OF POPE BENEDICT XVI

2032 CRIME RATE SKYROCKETING

FUCK NFTS

FUCK BIGGIE SMALLS

RIP HUMAN RAP GAME

MASTERY OF ALL NARCOTIC SUBSTANCES

~Dealers of Modular Homes in California~
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CONTENT WARNINGS:
- Discussion and audio documentation of the use of elicit substances
- Audio sample of excessive vomiting at the end of track 5

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released January 1, 2023

All tracks are written and produced by The Dealers of God, with associated contributions from The Extended Dealers Family Gang (EDFG).

The Dealers of God for this record are:
NO TRICKNOLOGY
DR CONE AKA FUELGOD AKA BRICKS308
JOHNATHAN CITIZEN
DJ CHEESEWATER
LIL MEATUS

with special appearances from DJ DICKDOCTOR and VIKSTA Z

Nomind Beats - production on track 1
Liberty Ellman - Guitar on tracks 4, 7, and 13
LIBERTY ELLMAN APPEARS COURTESY OF PI RECORDINGS (USA)
Viksta Z - Vocals on tracks 8 and 10
Brian Eno - Synthesisers and effects processing on tracks 9 and 15
BRIAN ENO APPEARS COURTESY OF OPAL RECORDS LIMITED
Swanbird - featured verse on track 17

Production done in-house at Illegitamate Audio Facilities Inc.
Jim Yogurt - Mastering
Terrence Affee - Engineering
Brian Eno - Production
Jo McHumen - Assistant Engineer


SPECIAL THANKS 2:

Yung Bronchitis
Teyos1
Jonatan Leandoer
D. Hytt
Bigg Vince
John Baird
Bill Nye
Liberty Ellman
M&D
Ami G.
Brian C.
Omer G.
David N.
Josh F.
David A.
The 10011 Crew
The 10024 Crew
The 10031 Crew
The 12523 Crew
The 308 Crew
The 310 Crew
The OTP Crew
The FB Crew
The WoW Crew
The L4D2 Crew
The SG Crew
RYM Gang
The Hip-Hop Motherfuckers
The Ambient Motherfuckers
The suppliers who continue to support the Dealers
Those who continue to create and inspire
Those we’ve lost and will never forget

Dedicated to Jane Llewellyn Smith (1935–2016), who saw it before anyone else

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